Isolde 160

I don't think I've ever featured Louboutins as ugly shoes, but there you have it. I think these are ugly enough to be shamed. They're monsters. Now look at that, who would ever wear these except for a dominatrix affectionado? The plethora of straps and buckles, the overload on studs, the overly shiny patent, the rhinestones, the gigantic platform... These just keep going. In the wrong direction, that is.

And then there is the 16 cm heel... Who on earth?
These are part of the 20th anniversary collection, so if you want to get them yourself (in which case: what are you thinking??), you'll have to dig deep into your pockets, because these sell for no less than $3995. Apparently it can be expensive to look cheap.