Epoca

I'm not the biggest fan of the use of perspex in shoes, but these I think are gorgeous. Louboutin has been really hitting the mark lately, and I've been anxiously awaiting the annual Louboutin sale on The Outnet. Last year I missed it, thinking it wasn't going to happen anymore, as it was in August the year before. And then came one of our national bank holidays in November, so I slept in, and of course that's when the sale hit the interwebs. I was left empty-handed, but I'm very adamant to score some this year!

While these are certainly stunning, I think a more neutral and timeless model is more appropriate for a first pair of Loubs. And, as we're being honest (always!), a bit easier on the bank account as well.

For €865 you get to admire this stunning crystal detail on your feet everyday, so if you can justify such a purchase, please do! I'll just go sit in the corner here being jealous of you!

Lemon drops

I wouldn't neceralliry buy or wear these myself, but I think they are cool enough to show you all three colour ways.

They follow the SS trend with the pastel colours, which is probably the main reason why these won't end up on my shoe shelves. I guess they remind me too much of Easter. The perspex gives them a sixties mod vibe though which I love, even if I don't know how attractive it'll make your toes look.

New Look is only charging £28 for them, which, as usual, is a steal.

Float

Oh Jeffrey, I don't know how you do it. How do you come up with both my most beloved shoes and the ugliest shoes in the world?? You crack me up, and not always in a good way.

Danger Pauly

That's a rather fetching shoe I thought, at first glance. The bow seems a bit strange, though, was my second thought. And of course, as these are Irregular Choice, there is something off about this bow. Mainly because it isn't a bow at all. Oh no, those are bat wings! Don't believe me?

Boo! Only Irregular Choice would pull a stunt like that. How very Dracula of them. If you like a little horror on your feet, these Danger Pauly's are down to £40.

Oz love you

Call me crazy, but finally there's another pair of Irregular Choice shoes that I actually do like! These are still a little bit preposterous, but in a good way. That massive plastic bow is superfun, and I love the gingham uppers. I'd definitely go for the red version though, I think it works better with the colours of the bow.

And look how pretty they look on! I'm usually not a fan of those perspex heels, but for these, I can see past that. Tricky thing would be to find an outfit to go with these, as you don't want to venture into toddler territory by wearing them with a cutesy dress. If you know just how to style them, you can get them at Schuh for £80.